Offensive Doctor Flute Pervert

by S5E & Hamish Napier

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When legendary folkie 'squeeze-box' wizard Simon Thoumire performed live on Robbie Shepherd's popular BBC Radio Scotland 'Take the Floor' country dance music show back in 2014, he chose to play Hamish Napier's 'The Offensive Doctor Flute Pervert'! Simon hoped that Robbie would announce the ridiculous tune name live on the radio, as was customary for Robbie to do so for every tune set. And so he did - in hilarious style:

"The tunes were....Offensive Doctor Flute Pervert by Hamish Napier - do we need to know more Hamish?!"

This utterly glorious live radio announcement inspired S5E and Hamish Napier to a remix several unreleased live versions of 'Offensive Dr' performed by the Hamish Napier Quintet, Nae Plans and other groups.

'Offensive Doctore Flute Pervert' was composed by Hamish Napier for the infamous Glaswegian maverick flautist Kevin O'Neill, of the 'Treacherous Orchestra'.

S5E & Hamish Napier


released June 20, 2017

Hamish Napier - piano, keyboards, flutes, synth brass
Adam Sutherland - fiddle
Simon Thoumire - concertina
Suzanne Fivey - piano, accordion
Matthew Herd - saxophone

Arranged, mixed and mastered by S5E (Stevie Fivey)



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S5E & Hamish Napier Glasgow, UK

S5E is an Electronic Music Production project by folk and roots drummer Stevie Fivey based in Glasgow, Scotland.

Hamish Napier Pianist, Flautist, Composer, Producer and contemporary Scots & Jazz fusion innovator. Glasgow, Scotland.

Robbie Shepherd famously presented BBC Radio Scotland's 'Take the Floor' Scottish music show. He is sampled here back-announcing one of Hamish rudely named tunes! Ha!
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